sativas:
my phone when i’m talking on it or my lighter while jingling it in my pocket. always
HAHAHA ALL THE TIME.
(Source: andsometimeswhy)
haha i’m always doin this. it used to be my “signature” when i had a yahoo email in like 5th grade. (minus the fuck)
I’ve discovered that you’ll never find something about you bitch about...loud enough....
haha you do this all the time, “WHERE THE FUCK DID I PUT MY PHONE ARGH I CAN’T FIND IT ANYWHERE IT’S GONE FOREV..oh here
i solemnly swear that i am up to no good. i'd give my life for them: Jerkface, Barbara Wong, and Zichong Peng, aka the hubby ♥
every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like a game of chess, the queen protects the king.
mischief managed. o b l i v i a t e .